Toes, toes, toes! As a woman you’re always concerned about your toes, because let’s face it, the opposite sex has some strange fetish with the five bones dangling from your feet, not to mention it being the slip-slop, sandal season!

Most would ask, me being one of them, are my toes deformed? Why is my second toe longer than the rest? Genetics my foot… or wait this phrase emphasises my feet even more!

We may not have the accurate information about your toes, but this is what I’ve managed to dig up about the “male-magnet” little bones.

If you have a large big toe, this means you have good business sense.

It is said that if your second toe is longer than the rest of your toes, you are opinionated and you have great leadership qualities.

If you have the “normal” neatly in line toes, even though “normal is just a setting on a dryer,” it is said that you are methodical, precise and practical.

Ooh… if you have one toe squeezed under the other, apparently you have a hard time letting go or trusting others.

If your toes are bent towards your big toe, you have a tendency to hang onto the past.

Toes bent towards your little toe suggest that you live a hustle and bustled type of life, always in a rush!

And lastly, webbed toes suggest that your self-esteem comes from your career and activities.

To add to the toe craze, people have started having their toes read… read? Yes! Read! Apparently our toes are always changing, and if you had to photograph it at this very moment, and then again in a month’s time, you will be able to see a change.

After researching toes, I hurried home excitedly to tell my family that I no longer had a problem with my second toe, because not only did it suggest confidence, but that it was an idealised form in Greek sculpture, and that the Statue of Liberty has toes of this proportion!

So, with all this extra knowledge about toes, I am owning my toes today, are you?!